shitshilarious:

DAMMNIT SUSAN I SAID GET ME THE EXPENSE REPORTS NOT SIT AROUND WITH YOUR THUMB UP YOUR ASS

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dorightwoman:

b1a4gasms:

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD OH MY GOD THIS MADE MY DAY

i mean basically this is me

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Q

Anonymous asked:

What form(s) of contraception do you use?

A

rexuality:

condoms, the pill, bringing up Glee

girff:

girff:

talents: making myself seem cool over the internet

image

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agentotter:

"Thanks, Kim. I just feel like I can really talk to you, you know? Like you really GET me."

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stripe-d:

how to shop in two steps :

  1. image
  2. image

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  • Me after walking upstairs: I'm still alive but I'm barely breathing

geekycrap:

harrygomeme:

Look at this purebread puppy

i’m done

(via lolsofunny)

intensional:

intensional:

what is the sluttiest fish in the sea?

a blowfish 

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