askinnyblackman:

this isn’t the park you piece of shit

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  • beyonce's publishing team: how are we going to promote your new album
  • beyonce: i'm beyonce
  • beyonce's publishing team: tru

dont-date-kelso:

medicalmermanica:

Ultimate betrayal

THE LOOK ON THAT KIDS FACE

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whataswellparty:

My family was having some of those formal family portraits taken, and the photographer said to “be yourself” so I just

image

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zackisontumblr:

tigger did not care at all that i was there

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vinebox:

every guy on those speed dating shows on MTV in the early 2000s

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Q

Anonymous asked:

Tell us about your favorite middle school experience

A

bombing:

the day my biology teacher proved i was adopted in front of the entire class

petparent:

*gets sweaty from blogging*

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shuckl:

your dog is melting and you just stand taking pictures absolutely disgusting

shuckl:

your dog is melting and you just stand taking pictures absolutely disgusting

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refridgerator:

i only accept apologies in cash

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theirriandjhiquishow:

“what was your key motivation for this piece”

oh idk the due date

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clockpurse:

the old couple behind me laughed 

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shouldnt:

The most relatable twitter account ever created

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