sitcorn:

hey remember that law i forget exactly how it goes but its something along the lines of ‘if you murder someone you go to jail’ whatever happened to that? is that still a thing

(via jrzfab)

combatcleric:

crystvllized:

live fast die young drink capri sun

(via uselessgunman)

dutchster:

"he’s making that face again isn’t he"

dutchster:

"he’s making that face again isn’t he"

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

refrgerator:

whenever i see a frog on a lily pad im like yeah man… thats exactly where youre supposed to be

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

badassmccall:

if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances

(via nakedfabray)

yourdailynarcissist:

pro·cras·ti·na·tion
prəˌkrastəˈnāSHən,prō-/
noun
1. the action of delaying or postponing something.

(via heyfunniest)

efficientenough:

poopflow:

*oitnb theme song plays* *runs 3 miles* *takes 2 hour nap* *goes out to dinner* *comes back and takes a shower* *episode starts*

you’ve got time

(via youmovedmekurt)

5060072089124:

*accidentally showers for 5 hours*

(via stylfer)

tupacabra:

pussylipgloss:

meryl streep

damn she really can play any role

(via legallyblained)