octobra:

sorry mom you’ve hit ask limit

(via orgasmic-humor)

churlishrevelry:

Our school has this “Stone Tablet Policy” which basically says that there is no excuse for not turning in your assignments and that you must turn them in even if you have to carve it into a stone tablet.
So this kid carved his 8 page essay about California drug laws into $70 worth of limestone.
churlishrevelry:

Our school has this “Stone Tablet Policy” which basically says that there is no excuse for not turning in your assignments and that you must turn them in even if you have to carve it into a stone tablet.
So this kid carved his 8 page essay about California drug laws into $70 worth of limestone.

churlishrevelry:

Our school has this “Stone Tablet Policy” which basically says that there is no excuse for not turning in your assignments and that you must turn them in even if you have to carve it into a stone tablet.

So this kid carved his 8 page essay about California drug laws into $70 worth of limestone.

(via heyfunniest)

renious:

WHEN U RUB UR EYE BUT U FORGET UR WEARING EYELINER

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(via gaygustin)

ratchetmess:

You would have thought someone would have told them that was a bad idea

(via orgasmic-humor)

i show my affection to my friends by gently bullying them

(via ohvoldy)

vuls:

*breaks down your front door* i just shaved my legs feel them

(via fuckthatyourebeautiful)

sirdef:

sirdef:

sirdef:

i did that adult thing you can do where you buy an entire cake and just eat it

i am eating an entire cake

update: there is more cake than i imagined. 

i see now why my parents didn’t let me do this

(via honeyswept)

officialunitedstates:

juggalo-prince:

officialunitedstates:

new rule.  if you’re going to reblog my post and add a comment you will now be charged accordingly

i do not accept the chrages

Letter charge (27): $2.70
Word charge (6):    $6.00
Sentences (1):        $3.00
Typos (1):               $1.50
Tax (7.5%):             $0.99
Total:                    $14.19

(via fuckthatyourebeautiful)

nostalgiabyveidt:

onlinewifey:

smack that ass from 8 feet away

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more like smack myself in the eye and cry for a few hours

(via fuckthatyourebeautiful)

rick-sanchez:

enoshima-junko:

this is one of the best vines i’ve seen in the last while

OH MY GOD WHAT

(via stunningbubbles)

precumming:

tupacabra:

precumming:

i wanna be pinned up against a wall

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not exactly what I had in mind

(via manda)

intensional:

when there’s a fire, don’t forget to stop, drop and pop it, lock it, polka dot it, country-fy it and hip-hop it

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

kili-fili-and-frilly:

Movies that constantly go back and forth between being too loud and too quiet

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(via ohvoldy)