dickspeak:

acting cool around ur crush

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  • how to prepare for exams: cry

ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

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kawrying:

so its 2:17 am and my window is open and i burped really loudly and i heard someone yell “what the fuck”

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averagefairy:

averagefairy:

did humans invent math or did we discover it

does math even exist

i already regret making this post bc smart people keep messaging me trying to explain math and it’s making me nauseous 

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asamiandtoomanymuses:

thesoulzofhades:

stunrey:

guccier:

'i'll just have one more scoop'

WTF?! XD

Sometime my spoon gets bent

(via dylanobrienwhyplsjustno)

beautifulhigh:

tastefullyoffensive:

Spoilered Kids [x]

OH MY GOD THIS IS PERFECT.
And wonderfully cruel.

beautifulhigh:

tastefullyoffensive:

Spoilered Kids [x]

OH MY GOD THIS IS PERFECT.

And wonderfully cruel.

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dulect:

when the teacher picks you out for doing the best work in class

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nomohomo:

*opens blank tab* yes mom im doing my homework leave me alone dont you trust me at all

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bw6:

bw6:

I wanna feel the bulge in your pants as we cuddle

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