hysterifun:

when ur parents go out food shopping

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(via greensterous)

neodaq:

this is perhaps the most broken economy ever conceived

neodaq:

this is perhaps the most broken economy ever conceived

(via endofadream)

frowl:

i am three years behind in my math homework

(via dylanobrienwhyplsjustno)

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

supertrout95:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

9 hours of studying and I can’t remember my own name but I can remember how to kill a man using a toothbrush so there’s that

the hell kind of classes are you taking?

I’m a forensic criminologist our slogan is “can’t run fast enough to be a serial killer so I’ll just help the police catch them”

(via loafofbreadhemsworth)

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

supertrout95:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

9 hours of studying and I can’t remember my own name but I can remember how to kill a man using a toothbrush so there’s that

the hell kind of classes are you taking?

I’m a forensic criminologist our slogan is “can’t run fast enough to be a serial killer so I’ll just help the police catch them”

(via loafofbreadhemsworth)

jibblyuniverse:

derpfire:

jibblyuniverse:

frenums:

things that will always sound sarcastic

  • good for you
  • thanks a lot
  • yeah right
  • nice to know
  • wow
  • way to go
  • totally
  • ok buddy

Not if you say ‘man’ at the end

ok buddy man

I might not have thought that last one through

(via orgasmic-humor)

When contempating a $15.00 purchase

  • 10-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
  • 15-year-old me: Kickass, that's so cheap
  • 20-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money

jackwhitevevo:

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

(via pigfartsland)

noten:

I really can’t wait for winter because then I can start wearing the other 97% of my clothes

(via clintbartons)

excluhsive:

When my mom gives me the phone to talk to my relatives

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(via greensterous)

askinnyblackman:

this isn’t the park you piece of shit

(via greensterous)

  • beyonce's publishing team: how are we going to promote your new album
  • beyonce: i'm beyonce
  • beyonce's publishing team: tru

dont-date-kelso:

medicalmermanica:

Ultimate betrayal

THE LOOK ON THAT KIDS FACE

(via highfivemyself)