kelekelo:

megapyon:

ʖ haha got ur nose

( ͡°_ ͡°)

(via orgasmic-humor)

onlinegf:

onlinegf:

send me your best pick up line

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(via ohvoldy)

lasagnababy:

i love being friends with my moms friends on facebook

lasagnababy:

i love being friends with my moms friends on facebook

(via manda)

graembow:

tapdancers:

Heligan Botanical Garden

I threw up on that once! that was a fun school trip

That has to be my favourite comment ever

(via fuckthatyourebeautiful)

tastefullyoffensive:

Three degrees of curiosity. [x]
minicanada:

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE TWEET EVER

minicanada:

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE TWEET EVER

(via veiledfleur)

sorry:

Brains are wonderful, I wish everyone had one.

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

santapalooza:

when someone meets me in person

jaclcfrost:

the spell can only be broken by true love’s high-five

(via shootingatspiders)

egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

(via cpcoulter)

thewordsofclayton:

sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

Good

(via laugh-addict)