dulect:


watcha got there
doritosmakeherdance:

"Does she get drunk and ruin family parties?"
doritosmakeherdance:

"Does she get drunk and ruin family parties?"

doritosmakeherdance:

"Does she get drunk and ruin family parties?"

(via heyfunniest)

didihearthereadyset:

So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered

"It’s called a vagina."

(via nathansnape)

risingconfidence:

ultraviol-et:

urbanarboriculture:

Artist Peter Cook, grew this living garden chair using tree shaping methods, primarily training a living tree through constricting the direction of branch growth. The chair took about eight years to grow.

he’s wearing crocs

He grew a tree into a chair. He can wear whatever the fuck he wants.

(via theocatsman)

netlfix:

no matter what you’re good at there will be a 7 year old chinese kid who’s better

(via theocatsman)

hemidemisplemmyquaver:

I don’t think google gets enough credit sometimes

(via legallyblained)

theauthoryperson:

egberts:

i deleted my blog and tumblr immediately asked me if i want to sign up again

and here you are

(via loafofbreadhemsworth)

highwaytohellno:

#me at the doctor’s office
highwaytohellno:

#me at the doctor’s office
pleatedjeans:

via
awwww-cute:

You’re not leaving me behind, right?

awwww-cute:

You’re not leaving me behind, right?

(via fuckyeahloldemort)