January 2012
hyminh:
RIP 2011
2011-2011
2011 highlights
mooooocow:
I’m not pregnant.
I didn’t die
The awkward moment when on the other side of the...
totally-relatable:
Swimming during summer
that-filipino-kid:
other people:
Me:
stopitsgingertime:
it must really suck to be a muggleborn wizard though
i mean think about it
you’re just some average kid and you find out you’re fucking magic, hey cool
but then you get shipped off to some dreary castle where all the other kids know shit you don’t and everyone wears fuck-ugly medieval robes and the teachers are decrepit and often homicidal and the classes are ridiculously...
December 2011
teachers: so what did you do during winter break?
me: stay up till 4am blogging and crying about tv shows and fictional characters
When you're home alone singing loud and proud then...
theturkmya:
Writing "etc." on an exam because you can't...
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ratb0y:
i bet autocorrect was invented in he’ll
I take the usb cable from the computer without...
everyone else: i'm getting an ipad and a laptop and $300 worth of clothes and...
me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK
That awkward moment when you're trying not to look... →
funniest10k:
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20 Years From Now:
Husband: Why do you have a blog with pages and pages of my face?
Me: Honey, that was before we got married.
When people go underwater in movies, I like to... →
funniest10k:
I died at Finding Nemo.
Realizing how much homework you haven't done.
When you’re about to get out the car, but your favorite song comes on
When I'm listening to music: →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Start singing along with the song:
Your favorite part starts:
When you don’t know the lyrics :
Make up lyrics :
This is a cool blog to follow
friend: so who are you going to kiss at midnight on new years? ;)
me: my laptop
I always wondered why I look better in front of...
waiting-for-the-tardis:
moraniarty:
Actually it’s because you are more used to seeing your face in the mirror (reflected). As all faces are slightly asymmetrical it looks different when you see yourself in a photo because your face is unreflected.
Other people always see your face as you see it in photos, so they’re used to it looking that way. This explains why your friends think you...
When you hold someone's pet for the first time:
No teacher, I don't know the answer, that's why my...
People who say ''New Year, New Me.''
When someone calls your bestfriend their...
When someone stares at me while I'm eating: →
daily-tumbles:
If it’s some stranger:
If it’s my best friend:
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