70% of editing is just looking at ur work for a few hours with this face
(via pianorocknroll)
today in drama class i had to act like i was high and i literally just quoted popular text posts and i got congratulated on my performance
(via meaghanjaynetiggular)
IVE NEVER LAUGHED HARDER IN MY WHOLE LIFE OMG
WHAT I CANNOT THAT IS THE BEST THING IVE SEEN EVER
THE TRUE FACTS SERIES IS CLASSIC OK
(via sweeet-lemonade)
hello, yes drug dealer i’d like some weed brownies hold the weed
(via alexturneer)
“I was born in the wrong generation!” I scream as I churn my own butter and marry my cousin
(via burning-words)
are any of you guys spiders? let me know asap so i can tell my mom
May8e I am, may8e I’m not.
(via whimsical-yet-ordinary)
(via waiting-for-the-tardis)
my skin is so oily you could probably fry chicken on my face
nonsense, you’d have to be hot to do that
say that to my face motherfcker i dare you
(via whimsical-yet-ordinary)
i feel like tall people at concerts have everything they want in the world
(via richtolfer)
which country has the most birds
portugeese
wait
thats a language
portugull
nice recovery
(via orgasmic-humor)
chicken nuggets arent even that great
what did you just say
(via heyfunniest)
BATHTUBS ARE JUST REVERSE BOATS
get away from me
(via i-will-die-laughing)
what do you call a really smart gay person
a homogenius
(via orgasmic-humor)
