shittier:

the third wheel 

Q

Anonymous asked:

How far have you gone with a guy?

A

perks-of-being-chinese:

i went to canada with my dad once

ima1ing:

spankkitten:

malformalady:

Octopus eggs

Photo credit: Simon Chandra

FUN FACT: These eggs are evil. Octopus babies are evil. Let me tell you why. The octopus mother lays her eggs in a cave roof and spends 6 months guarding them from potential predators and swaying the eggs with her tentacle so they get oxygen. This means she doesn’t eat or sleep until they hatch. When the octopus babies hatch, she dies from fatigue and starvation. THEN THEY FUCKING EAT HER. THEY EAT THEIR MOTHER WHO DIED BECAUSE SHE WAS LOOKING AFTER THEM. THEY. EAT. HER.

This sounds like what my mother said i did to her

(via thatfunnyblog)

floppycat:

*passive aggressive mom dramatically putting away dishes and denying help*

(via sweeet-lemonade)

“When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.”
— A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States (via 391705)

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comeupkid415:

lolfactory:

The anthropologists decided that this tribe was to remain “uncontacted”.

This is one of the best things iv seen today

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deluminator:

my sister isn’t talking 2 me bc earlier she was doing her homework and she was like ‘god i need somewhere flat to write’ and i said ‘how about your chest’ 

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

this is like me trying to showcase my talents for job interviews. 

(via lindsaysedgecombe)

teapayne:

you never know!
teapayne:

you never know!
litsy-kalyptica:

fluffmugger:

that’s not a typo


that is not a typo